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Monday, 19 December 2016
Monday 19December2016 - The CLOCK
THE
CLOCK
A
man died and went
to Heaven.
As
he stood in front
of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He
asked, “What are
all those clocks for?”
St.
Peter answered,
“Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every
time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.”
“Oh”,
said the man.
“Whose clock is that?”
“That’s
Mother Teresa’s”,
replied St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie.”
“Incredible”,
said the man.
“And whose clock is that one?”
St Peter responded,
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s
Donald Trump and
Hillary Clinton's clocks?” asked the man.
St.
Peter replied,
“We’re using them as ceiling fans.”
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